A quiz thing

What level do you play in Guitar Hero/Rock Band?
Easy or medium on guitars/drums depending on the song. I do not sing – that would be a difficulty rating of extreme for any innocent bystanders.

Are you in a relationship?
Err yes. Yes I am.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
Today I am wearing khaki work pants and one pair of long johns. On cold days I wear two pairs. When I drive a vehicle with a cabin I wear no pairs.

Where is your Dad?
Hamilton as far as I know, I have not received an update in a few years.

How do you feel about Living Dead Girl?
The song? it is great. But I bet this is about something new I’m not aware of and not about the old Type O Negative song.

Do you think too much or too little?
Too much about stupid things and too little about important things.

Do you smile a lot?
As long as I’ve had coffee, yes I do.

What is the price of gas where you live?
I do not look at the price, I just fill up. $10 for gas for the bike or like $40 for diesel for the van.

What was the last compliment you received, and when?
My boss today told me I am very well spoken in regards to this epic long e-mail I wrote to our clients.

Have you ever ridden in a plane?
Yes my friends the Wright brothers took me up in their new flying contraption just yestereve.

Do you prefer call or text?
Text! E-mail! IM! Fax! Telegraph! do not call me. I will not answer.

Do you have any siblings?
2 sisters and a brother. and a half sister I’ve never met? I think?

How many people do you trust 100%?
A select few

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
the shirt store.. umm target in bellingham, WA. I think.

What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
JUNO !! go see it

Can you live without the computer?
No sir I will not do that. Why would I do that.

When was the last time you got flowers?
Shan got me ironic flowers like 2 summers ago

Do you wish at 11:11?
why.

Do you have any piercings?
My ear appears to still be pierced but there has not been anything in there in years.

What’s your middle name?
Gordon. Name of me Scottish clan and also my dad’s name.

How big is your bed?
Queen, and too tall

Ever get so drunk you couldn’t remember the entire night?
Nope

Can you play any instruments?
Umm I played piano for years but forget how, and I’m the official cowbell player for a hipster band.

Favourite flower?
? lilly ?

Have you ever loved someone?
Sure
Do you have a tattoo?
Yep

Are you hiding something from someone?
yep I secretly have 10 children they are all in the circus

3 Things you can’t live without?
food, water, air

What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
I didn’t look in the mirror

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
short please hair is a nuisance

Have you memorized your social security insurance number?
yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?
sure

How many texts did you receive today?
24
Do you trust people easily?
probably too easily

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
ask shan
Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
moving out of what
Where were you at 9pm last Friday night?
I had to ask the auience on this one. I was going downtown to get my motorcycle after a day of hiking sightseeing with amanda reilly darren & shan. Prior to that I for real nearly died when I slipped on a wet rock on the edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean at whytecliff park.

What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was dealing with a network outage and purchasing an extra large gross coffee

Is your family just a bundle of fun?
They are pretty hilarious and strange

Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Yep it confuses people

When did you last cry your eyes out?
Umm really I can’t remember it has been years

Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
depends who that is? probably

Are you obsessed with someone?
why would I do that

What is the best thing about your job?
I work in neat old haunted places and I am not micro managed

Do you like more than one person right now?
eh what is this a high school quiz

Name something that you would love to eat right now.
I just ate a huge salad do not ask me that

Did you get any compliments today?
you already asked me about this earlier

Who was the last person to call you?
shan a whole lot of times

If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life,what would it be?
20c
Do you steal people’s boyfriends or girlfriends?
all the time it is what I do best

Are you happy?
Sure

Who was the last person you texted?
shan

Who was the last person you IMed?
Kimli on my IM, a dude named garry on work IM

Are you moody?
I can be it is pretty random

Last person you hung out with?
Reilly. And all last week was a whole lot of hanging out with R, M, A, S, E, K, D, etc. almost every day.

Have you ever tried to get back with an ex?
That is a long story. I’ll explain when your older.

Have you ever toilet papered someone’s house?
I have several times.

Have you ever gone camping?
Camping is basically my faviourite thing.

Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
A vacant one

Have you ever had a stalker?
Yep a couple times it is quite unpleasant but also amusing
Who was the last person to make you mad?
Motorists make me mad every day. Last specific person was the motorist yesterday who drove into a parking spot full of scooters and motorcycles, damaging miranda and reillys’. He was on his cellphone I guess so that is okay?

Are you thirsty?
I am this coffee is terrible and my water is oily.

Are you listening to music? What are you listening to?
Neutral milk hotel it is terrible music but I like it

What do you do before bed?
Computer, book, other things

Have you ever lied to your parents?
All the time when I was an unruly teenager.

Have you ever worn your best friend’s clothes?

Yep

Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Almost

Who do you miss?
a few friends I’ve lost touch with.. a few who have died

Where are your siblings right now?
Calgary AB and Phuket Thailand

Last person you kissed other than family?
Shan, my cat.

Name five things you did today:
woke up in a stupor, motorcycled to work, fixed some stuff, drank coffee, ate salad, wrote this stupid meme thing
Last person who you called?
Cisco systems

Future kid’s name?
Moon Unit Zappa

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working..

Are you on a laptop or a desktop?
Laptop + monitors

What is your mood?
Tired

Is anyone jealous of you?
how the crap should I know

Where were you 2 hours ago?
right here in my office

What were you doing last night?
eating shan-fry, watching downloaded LOST, eventually sleeping

What does your hair look like right now?
looks like I was wearing a helmet I suppose

Has anyone ever used you?
yep

What have you eaten today?
coffee, salad loop (lots of leafy things and fruit), more coffee
Is your hair naturally curly, or straight?
Straight

Who were you last in a car with?
Miranda all day sunday except for when I drove into a river

What are you looking forward to?
sleeping

What do you think about being cheated on?
it isn’t half bad, it gets shan out of the house a few nights a week

Any of your friends getting married?
most of them are yes

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
do I look like a meteorologist